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rae-rose:

who-lligan:

So I just had the shit creeped out of me.

I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked. 

My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away. 

So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate. 

And found this.

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A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.

I think I’d have preferred a ghost….

(via lulz-time)

bahboh:

the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself

(Source: bepeu, via lulz-time)

did-you-kno:

San Francisco’s new service ManServants provides ladies with a gentleman who treats them like a queen, acting as a personal assistant, bodyguard, butler, bartender, photographer, cabana boy, and more.
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did-you-kno:

San Francisco’s new service ManServants provides ladies with a gentleman who treats them like a queen, acting as a personal assistant, bodyguard, butler, bartender, photographer, cabana boy, and more.

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